I work at Subway
Great spoof by a Tim Hawkins, a really fantastic musician….VIEW VIDEO HERE
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PANEXA
This is a priceless spoof! You know all those 3 page ads in magazines for all kinds of pills and medications? Check this out HERE.
Here’s an excerpt from it:
IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR WOMEN
Pregnant women, or women who plan to become pregnant, should avoid
taking PANEXA or handling broken tablets. Or intact tablets. Women
considering some day becoming pregnant, who have ever been pregnant,
who have had a pregnant friend or pet, or who have seen other pregnant
women, naked or otherwise, should also follow these precautions: Do not
handle PANEXA tablets, containers, or related literature. If a PANEXA
product nears your field of vision, avert your eyes. Try not to say the
word “PANEXA.”
If you do happen to pronounce the syllables, spit thrice and soak your hands in iodine. If you hear the words spoken, live or via recorded medium, cover your ears and immediately see a specialist to try and staunch the bleeding. Try not to think too hard about PANEXA. In fact, don’t ever even think about it at all. Pretend you never heard of PANEXA, and never will. Drop this magazine immediately, and get the hell out of here as fast as you can. Go on, get out of here. You’ll thank me.
If you should be aware of a pregnant woman who has handled PANEXA, attempt to warn the peoples of earth of the mind-numbing horror that is about to unfold. Also, drink plenty of liquids.
Pediatric use: Expired PANEXA may be disposed of by feeding to children in a bowl with milk.
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WHY YOUR CELL PHONE IS DANGEROUS…EVEN WHEN OFF! READ MORE
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TATS:
Wouldn’t it be awesome to see tattos like these?
Devotion HERE
Peaceful Dragon HERE
Pride HERE
Natural Beauty HERE
Field of Dreams HERE
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MORE FLU STUFF:
1. This is hilarious: Make your Own Flu Vaccine! Nevermind those green smoothies–try this!
2. SAY NO–JANE BURGERMEISTER IN PERSON
Jane Burgermeister interview! WATCH HERE
In case you are not aware who she is, she is the Austrian research
doctor who is suing the WHO and other entities about the swine flu
vaccine.
3. BY LAW….
….the senate of Massachusetts
just passed a law that gave them the power to mass vaccinate people as
needed, along with a host of other unconstitutional powers. It’s
called “The Massachusetts Pandemic Response Bill” (S2028). The fear
here is that this will pass the MA house and then become precedent for
other states to initiate their own versions. Here’s a link to an article on the law.
4. FLU VACCINE INVENTORS REFUSE THE SHOTS?
Ummmm–doesn’t that say something? Esp watch 1: 20 to 1:54 min. VIDEO HERE
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DOCTOR FISH
Doctor fish is the name given to two species of fish: Garra rufa and Cyprinion macrostomus.
Other nicknames include nibble fish, kangal fish, little dermatologists
and doctorfishen; in non-medical contexts, Garra rufa is called the
reddish log sucker.
They live and breed in the outdoor pools
of some Turkish spas, where they feed on the skin of patients with
psoriasis. The fish are like combfishes in that they only consume the
affected and dead areas of the skin, leaving the healthy skin to grow,
with the outdoor location of the treatment bringing beneficial effects.
MORE HERE
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OOPS! (OR, STUPIDITY PERSONIFIED)
Guess we ought not to have killed all them pigs!
By MICHAEL SLACKMAN
Published: NYTimes, September 19, 2009 (excerpts)
Pigs were the champion garbage consumers in Cairo. Goats just don’t seem up to the task. When the government killed all the pigs in Egypt this spring–in what public health experts said was a misguided attempt to combat swine flu–it was warned the city would be overwhelmed with trash. The pigs used to eat tons of organic waste.
Now the pigs are gone and the rotting food piles up on the streets of middle-class neighborhoods like Heliopolis and in the poor streets of communities like Imbaba.
Ramadan Hediya, 35, who makes deliveries for a supermarket, lives in Madinat el Salam, a low-income community on the outskirts of Cairo. “The whole area is trash,” Mr. Hediya said. “All the pathways are full of trash. When you open up your window to breathe, you find garbage heaps on the ground.”
What started out as an impulsive response to the swine flu threat has turned into a social, environmental and political problem for the Arab world’s most populous nation. Killing all the pigs, all at once, “was the stupidest thing they ever did,” Ms. Kamel said, adding, “This is just one more example of poorly informed decision makers.”
When the swine flu fear first emerged, long before even one case was reported in Egypt, President Hosni Mubarak ordered that all the pigs be killed in order to prevent the spread of the disease. READ MORE HERE
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Things You Can Do About Not Getting the Shots
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Comments are open: what do you think of a mandatory flu vaccine?
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